The greatest thing ever.
[2:13:42 AM] Kendall: So, earlier a guy on Okcupid sent me this message:
The first thing I noticed about you was your smile, that sort of goofy funny smile that's sooo adorable.
According to this you only reply selectively, so I decided to give 'er a shot anyway. You seem extremely interesting.
The only thing is I suck at initial introductions and small talk, I always want to talk about the issues- the meat and potatoes of the matter. Still while it seems we have a lot in common I wonder, will you reply?
The question begs an answer only time will tell, my only comment left is to say this is you don't reply you can never know; maybe Im interesting? Maybe we have chemistry? Only one way to find out. Hit me back.
Hi, my name is Travis.
[2:13:55 AM] Kendall: Me and Stefan were laughing at the goofy smile line.
[2:14:18 AM] Ashley: lol
[2:14:24 AM] Kendall: And then!
[2:14:33 AM] Kendall: Stefan sent me this:
pilocrates Today - 12:35am
you are really goofy looking and it really seems like we wouldnt get along...which is supper adorable yu know?!
yeah so anywayz im supper badd at hellos and goodbyes and all social situations
but i think we could really make some cool pottery together and you DID rate me a 4 or 5 stars and thats what i rated you two so i think we should probably be good to go! ya!
i am hopoing you will respond but if you dont thats ok i will only cry for seven weeks and then i will be fine and will be abel to leave the house again so dont worry
but i AM hpoing you DO repsond so mayube we can takl a lot and get to know each other and then maybe we are perfect for each other YOU NEVER KNOW UNLESS YOU TRY! OOOLLOLOLOLOLOO
but yeah just plz think about it because i am 70 yrs old and have never been able to attrakt a woman and i am ready to settle down and have childrens with a goofy looking wife
also i would buy you a diamond if you respond to this message. thnx!
hit me back lady :)
[2:15:49 AM] Ashley: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The first thing I noticed about you was your smile, that sort of goofy funny smile that's sooo adorable.
According to this you only reply selectively, so I decided to give 'er a shot anyway. You seem extremely interesting.
The only thing is I suck at initial introductions and small talk, I always want to talk about the issues- the meat and potatoes of the matter. Still while it seems we have a lot in common I wonder, will you reply?
The question begs an answer only time will tell, my only comment left is to say this is you don't reply you can never know; maybe Im interesting? Maybe we have chemistry? Only one way to find out. Hit me back.
Hi, my name is Travis.
[2:13:55 AM] Kendall: Me and Stefan were laughing at the goofy smile line.
[2:14:18 AM] Ashley: lol
[2:14:24 AM] Kendall: And then!
[2:14:33 AM] Kendall: Stefan sent me this:
pilocrates Today - 12:35am
you are really goofy looking and it really seems like we wouldnt get along...which is supper adorable yu know?!
yeah so anywayz im supper badd at hellos and goodbyes and all social situations
but i think we could really make some cool pottery together and you DID rate me a 4 or 5 stars and thats what i rated you two so i think we should probably be good to go! ya!
i am hopoing you will respond but if you dont thats ok i will only cry for seven weeks and then i will be fine and will be abel to leave the house again so dont worry
but i AM hpoing you DO repsond so mayube we can takl a lot and get to know each other and then maybe we are perfect for each other YOU NEVER KNOW UNLESS YOU TRY! OOOLLOLOLOLOLOO
but yeah just plz think about it because i am 70 yrs old and have never been able to attrakt a woman and i am ready to settle down and have childrens with a goofy looking wife
also i would buy you a diamond if you respond to this message. thnx!
hit me back lady :)
[2:15:49 AM] Ashley: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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